Killer Crocodile 1989

You are invited to dinner in the tropics. But you're the dinner!

5.2 / 10   39 vote(s)
Horror

A group of environmentalists arrives at a faraway tropical delta where toxic waste is being dumped. However the water also hides a giant crocodile. The corrupt local officials don't help much either.

Release Date 1989-07-30
Runtime 1h 32m
Directors Fabrizio De Angelis, Federico Del Zoppo
Producers Fabrizio De Angelis, Camillo Teti
Writers Fabrizio De Angelis, Dardano Sacchetti, Dardano Sacchetti, Fabrizio De Angelis

My roommate, about 10 minutes before the end of Killer Crocodile: "I don't think this croc deserves to get shot, but fuck the people who made this do."

There's virtually nothing about Killer Crocodile that's good, but everything about the dialogue is truly terrible. The sound quality, the dubbing, the lines, the ADR delivery, all of, but most of all, the repetition. Rarely have I been so infuriated by such a large number of characters in a movie for the same one reason. Every single person in this movie says each of their lines a minimum of twice, and not infrequently, will shout a single line what felt like dozens of times back-to-back.

I liked his fat little crocodile hands though. Very cute.

Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.

Gimly