Immortals 2011

The Gods need a hero.

5.997 / 10   2473 vote(s)
R
Fantasy Action Drama

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.

Homepage http://www.immortalsmovie.com/splash/
Release Date 2011-11-10
Runtime 1h 50m
Directors Tarsem Singh, Garrett Warren
Producers Jason Felts, Jamie Marshall, Nico Soultanakis, Tucker Tooley, Ken Halsband, Ryan Kavanaugh, Gianni Nunnari, Jeff G. Waxman, Tony Grazia, Jeff G. Waxman, Robbie Brenner, Tommy Turtle, Craig J. Flores, Mark Canton, David Hopwood, Rene Rigal, Jack Geist
Writers Charley Parlapanides, Vlas Parlapanides

Total failure of doing a movie with the aesthetics and success of "300".

Mediocre story, bad planned action scenes, tons of Fx, poorly developed characters and tons of stereotypes.

Andres Gomez

Everyone talks about how Immortals is a 300 ripoff, and don't get me wrong, it absolutely is, but I haven't yet seen anyone talk about how it's also a bit of a God of War ripoff.

I'm actually quite fond of historically-set mythology films, but I don't believe the problem with Immortals isn't the setting or the genre, it's the motivation behind its being made the way it was. The 300 movie exists to be an adaptation of the 300 comic book, the Immortals movie exists because the 300 movie made money. (Don't get me wrong, I know that the real motivation behind both these, and of any other studio film, is money. But someone involved somewhere has to want more from their movie than that. And Immortals doesn't give me the vibe that anyone did).

I can handle Immortals doing what 300 does. Hell, if enough people rip an idea off over a long enough period of time, in movies, we call that a genre. My issue is that it only exists to do what 300 did, yet it does all of it so much worse. There are maybe two fights in Immortals that last for longer than 30 seconds, even with all that slow-mo stretching the runtime, and neither are filmed as well as the ones in 300. It's nowhere near as fun, it's not superior in any technical category, it's harder to tell what the fuck is going on. Even the acting, which is NOT 300's strong suit, is worse here than it is there. There were maybe flashes where you could glimpse a cohesive idea that desired to form, but it never even got close.

Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product.

Gimly