All Cheerleaders Die 2013

You can't kill their spirit!

5.222 / 10   374 vote(s)
NR
Horror Thriller Comedy

When tragedy rocks Blackfoot High, rebellious outsider Mäddy Killian shocks the student body by joining the cheerleading squad. After a confrontation with the football team, Mäddy and her new cheerleader friends are sent on a supernatural roller coaster ride which leaves a path of destruction none of them may be able to escape.

Release Date 2013-10-31
Runtime 1h 29m
Directors Chris Sivertson, Lucky McKee
Producers Russell Dinstein, Loren Semmens, Andrew van den Houten, Arrien Schiltkamp, Robert Tonino, Jon D. Wagner
Writers Chris Sivertson, Lucky McKee

Weak first act and confusing/ugly vibe hamper wannabe hip horror (non)comedy

Four cheerleaders (Caitlin Stasey, Brooke Butler, Amanda Grace Benitez & Reanin Johannink) rise from the dead with the help of a wiccan teen (Sianoa Smit-McPhee) to exact revenge on several football players at a school in Southern Cal.

You can tell that “All Cheerleaders Die” (2013) is a remake of the director/writer duo ’s 2001 indie of the same name because it’s reminiscent of horror flicks of the late 90s, like “The Rage: Carrie 2” (1999), “The Craft” (1996), "The Faculty" (1998), “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2” (2000) and “Ginger Snaps” (2000) mixed with bits of “Carnival of Souls” (1962/1998) and “Dawn of the Dead” (1978).

Unfortunately, it’s the least of these because the campy opening is neither compelling nor amusing and the movie doesn’t get interesting until the midpoint. The flick is confused about what it wants to be and strapped with a confusing script coupled with a lame docudrama vibe. Meanwhile the tame Sapphic twaddle doesn’t help.

Still, most of the actresses cited above have their unique appeal and there are some entertaining aspects. The creators just need to learn how to tell a compelling story with worthy protagonists that’s less befuddling, not to mention grasp how to execute amusement.

The film runs 1 hour, 29 minutes, and was shot in Los Angeles.

GRADE: C/C-

Wuchak