Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017

All pirates must die.

6.6 / 10   8663 vote(s)
Adventure Action Fantasy Comedy

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Capt. Jack Sparrow feels the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost sailors led by his old nemesis, the evil Capt. Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle. Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it, he must forge an uneasy alliance with a brilliant and beautiful astronomer and a headstrong young man in the British navy.

Homepage http://pirates.disney.com/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales
Release Date 2017-05-23
Runtime 2h 9m
Directors Paul Cameron, Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg, Brad Shield, Hans Bjerno, David B. Nowell, Steve Koster, Robert Bock
Producers Jerry Bruckheimer, Terry Rossio, Mike Stenson, Chad Oman, Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr., Max Leonard, Tamara Watts Kent, Julie Cardinal, Eric Bruneau, Christina Graham, Korey J. Cauchon, Brigham Taylor, Melissa Reid, Kim Menaster, Annie Normandin, Rebecca Scott
Writers Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Terry Rossio, Stuart Beattie, Jay Wolpert, Jeff Nathanson, Jeff Nathanson

"[An] ugly skyscraper of a film; to build it must have been a monumental undertaking (that cost Disney a reported $230million), but what, if anything of merit is the outcome...?"

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There has never been a truly awful, awful entry in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. But there's only ever been one that was truly any good. Dead Men Tell No Tales does nothing to alter these assertions.

I would not begrudge anybody who enjoyed their time with this latest Pirates movie, particularly anyone who saw it on the big screen, there's the zany action romps that the series has been famous for from the get go (and that started wearing thin on me after the second one) and some truly spectacular visuals including shiny rocks and zombie sharks (which I will refrain from making a joke about jumping). But where Dead Men Tell No Tales fails harder than anywhere else is in its dialogue. Virtually every line is uncomfortable to hear delivered, and I can't see myself looking forward to the inevitable sixth instalment.

Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product.