Scare Package 2019

7 directors. 7 tales of terror. 0 working cell phones.

5.665 / 10   121 vote(s)
NR
Horror Comedy

Chad Buckley is a horror aficionado, and he's lonely. Chad spends his days at his struggling genre video store arguing with his only regular customer, Sam. When an unsuspecting applicant shows up, Chad begins to teach him about the rules of horror and his video store at large, much to the chagrin of Sam. During Chad's on-boarding process, we weave in and out of different hilarious horror shorts, each one geared at a different set of horror tropes. As this new applicant learns the ropes, he begins to suspect Chad of something sinister, but we quickly learn that he may have a secret of his own.

Homepage http://www.scarepackagemovie.com
Release Date 2019-10-04
Runtime 1h 46m
Directors Courtney Andujar, Emily Hagins, Chris McInroy, Baron Vaughn, Hillary Andujar, Noah Segan, Aaron B. Koontz, Anthony Cousins, Sonja Tsypin, Spencer Rollins, Kalilah Robinson, E.J. Enríquez, Dustin Supencheck, Anthony Cousins, Andrew Scott Baird
Producers Cameron Burns, Paul Gandersman, Aaron B. Koontz, Michael May, Dustin Runnels, Shawn Talley, Matthew Thomas, Anthony Cousins, Mali Elfman, Ben Hanks, Ben Fee, Graham Northcote, Kris Phipps, Peter S. Hall, Roman Dent, Ashleigh Snead, Courtney Andujar, Alex Euting, Narineh Hacopian, Hillary Andujar
Writers Frank Garcia-Hejl, Ben Fee, Aaron B. Koontz, Emily Hagins, Courtney Andujar, Baron Vaughn, John Karsko, Cameron Burns, Aaron B. Koontz, Noah Segan, Chris McInroy, Cameron Burns, Hillary Andujar, Anthony Cousins

Horror anthology: Check.

Loving homage to horror classics: Check.

B-movie horror-comedy: Check.

Buckets of gore: Check.

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Extra Credit--Joe Bob Briggs cameo: Check.

Extra Extra Credit--You loved "Toxic Avenger:" Check.

If you pass that check-list and are intrigued, you may enjoy "Scare Package." Unfortunately, that formula, even with an iconic horror classic trope/theme to focus on each segment, gets tedious over seven segments.

There is a lot to love, and if you've imbibed a bit, then your enjoyment will likely be greater.

And that Joe Bob Briggs Cameo! (I was given the original Joe Bob's Drive In book as a gift back in 1985). The guy rocks and was my favorite part of the movie.

My quibbles: * Having the first short before the wrap-around story intro was innovative but confusing. * The over-the-top gore get's repetitive. * It's too long.

Drive-in Academy Award for the special effects team who must have been very very busy!

Repo Jack

Chris Sawin